HYP3R

About me:

• ok so, lets take this seriously... I had sexual intercourse with your mother. You may think that I'm just being sarcastic and it's a joke, but no. I actually had sex with your mother over 1749 times for the last 20 years. Want me to prove it? Look at your mom, as you can see, she is very fat because the condom broke and I cummed inside her, she is now pregnant and trying to hide it. Another evidence is her weight, she is over 400 pounds (she is even way more fatter than nikocado avocado), this is because the baby is so big because my dick is big, so we share the DNA. Don't worry, you will have a new step sister soon, just make sure she doesn't gets stuck in the laundry.
  So yeah I had sex with your mom


• I hided the header so you can't escape my world of sadness

Who i wish to meet:

your penis